Saturday, November 18, 2006

Wisdom of LEGION

Wisdom of LEGION
Due to the sexual linguistics of LEGION not being of this plane of existence these words of wisdom are rough translations
  • LEGION cares not who you fuck, just that you fuck
  • Anything that diminishes the ability to fuck, angers LEGION
  • Fuck safe, for disease and death diminishes the ability to fuck
  • Thou shalt do others as u would like to be done to you
  • Try everything twice, once to see if you like it, twice to see why others like it
  • Non consensual acts anger LEGION, they are the work of the fallen angel and his bastard child, therefore they diminish the act of FUCK, thus only for the weak and unworthy
  • The act of FUCK with children or animals angers LEGION and as with the above wisdom it is of the weak fallen one and his bastard child, therefore only for the weak. The pits of boiling menstrual blood and chunks will be waiting for you when LEGIONs wrath descends upon you.
  • If you cannot fuck everyday, when you do fuck make up for lost time
  • Thou shalt self love. Denial of self love is for the weak, self love is 2nd only to the act of FUCK.

    Wisdom of SPURTICUS
  • A carnal understanding is no better place to be in, no pressure, no hang-ups, no insecurities, no pressure. Beware the complications that ruin the fun of fucking by the mundanity of expectation

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